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Yemma is a genus of stilt bugs in the family Berytidae. There are about five described species in Yemma.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Lesti Kejora","displaytitle":"Lesti Kejora","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18421330","titles":{"canonical":"Lesti_Kejora","normalized":"Lesti Kejora","display":"Lesti Kejora"},"pageid":65998542,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Lesti_in_2021.png/330px-Lesti_in_2021.png","width":320,"height":428},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Lesti_in_2021.png","width":452,"height":604},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289521842","tid":"0f79b8cc-2c91-11f0-80a8-4ab0dbc98183","timestamp":"2025-05-09T04:49:59Z","description":"Indonesian singer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesti_Kejora","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesti_Kejora?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesti_Kejora?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lesti_Kejora"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesti_Kejora","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lesti_Kejora","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesti_Kejora?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lesti_Kejora"}},"extract":"Lestiani better known with the mononym Lesti is an Indonesian singer, Dangdut Diva, actress, and television personality of Sundanese origin. In her earliest releases, she is known as Lesti DA or Lesti Kejora.","extract_html":"
Lestiani better known with the mononym Lesti is an Indonesian singer, Dangdut Diva, actress, and television personality of Sundanese origin. In her earliest releases, she is known as Lesti DA or Lesti Kejora.
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