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\"Phenomenal\" is a single by American hip-hop artist and record producer Eminem, from the soundtrack album Southpaw , released on June 2, 2015. Eminem also released a song called \"Kings Never Die\" which is also on the Southpaw soundtrack.
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The King of the Sea is an exotic adventure novel written by Italian author Emilio Salgari, published in 1906. It features his most famous character, Sandokan.
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