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{"type":"standard","title":"New Mischief by Emil","displaytitle":"New Mischief by Emil","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q327775","titles":{"canonical":"New_Mischief_by_Emil","normalized":"New Mischief by Emil","display":"New Mischief by Emil"},"pageid":28116712,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Nya_hyss_av_Emil_i_L%C3%B6nneberga.jpg","width":263,"height":377},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Nya_hyss_av_Emil_i_L%C3%B6nneberga.jpg","width":263,"height":377},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269806878","tid":"5018a153-d414-11ef-81e7-861ae2796091","timestamp":"2025-01-16T14:15:18Z","description":"1972 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mischief_by_Emil","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mischief_by_Emil?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mischief_by_Emil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:New_Mischief_by_Emil"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mischief_by_Emil","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/New_Mischief_by_Emil","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mischief_by_Emil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:New_Mischief_by_Emil"}},"extract":"Nya hyss av Emil i Lönneberga is a 1972 Swedish film, the second of three films about the Emil i Lönneberga by Astrid Lindgren.","extract_html":"
Nya hyss av Emil i Lönneberga is a 1972 Swedish film, the second of three films about the Emil i Lönneberga by Astrid Lindgren.
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{"type":"standard","title":"The World of Geisha","displaytitle":"The World of Geisha","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7776134","titles":{"canonical":"The_World_of_Geisha","normalized":"The World of Geisha","display":"The World of Geisha"},"pageid":24196090,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/The_World_of_Geisha.jpg","width":220,"height":303},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/The_World_of_Geisha.jpg","width":220,"height":303},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1264839768","tid":"842ddb2b-c16c-11ef-b3da-e846ce9bc2de","timestamp":"2024-12-23T20:28:49Z","description":"1973 Japanese film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Geisha","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Geisha?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Geisha?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_World_of_Geisha"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Geisha","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_World_of_Geisha","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Geisha?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_World_of_Geisha"}},"extract":"The World of Geisha a.k.a. A Man and a Woman Behind the Fusuma Screen is a 1973 Japanese film in Nikkatsu's Roman porno series, directed by Tatsumi Kumashiro and starring Junko Miyashita. The mainstream film journal Kinema Junpo included it in their choices for best ten films of the year of 1973.","extract_html":"
The World of Geisha a.k.a. A Man and a Woman Behind the Fusuma Screen is a 1973 Japanese film in Nikkatsu's Roman porno series, directed by Tatsumi Kumashiro and starring Junko Miyashita. The mainstream film journal Kinema Junpo included it in their choices for best ten films of the year of 1973.
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