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{"type":"standard","title":"I Promised Myself","displaytitle":"I Promised Myself","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1218395","titles":{"canonical":"I_Promised_Myself","normalized":"I Promised Myself","display":"I Promised Myself"},"pageid":5442662,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/I_promised_myself_%28Nick_Kamen_song%29_coverart.jpg","width":300,"height":254},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/I_promised_myself_%28Nick_Kamen_song%29_coverart.jpg","width":300,"height":254},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1294169480","tid":"c3149e41-4275-11f0-802f-b8dee688c13c","timestamp":"2025-06-06T01:30:00Z","description":"1990 song by Nick Kamen","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Promised_Myself","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Promised_Myself?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Promised_Myself?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Promised_Myself"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Promised_Myself","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/I_Promised_Myself","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Promised_Myself?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Promised_Myself"}},"extract":"\"I Promised Myself\" is a song written and originally performed by English singer Nick Kamen. Originally released on his album Move Until We Fly (1990), it was released as a single in the same year and, as a remix in 2004. The original version achieved success in Europe, including Austria and Sweden where it topped the charts. It has been covered multiple times by artists such as Dead or Alive, A-Teens and Basshunter.","extract_html":"
\"I Promised Myself\" is a song written and originally performed by English singer Nick Kamen. Originally released on his album Move Until We Fly (1990), it was released as a single in the same year and, as a remix in 2004. The original version achieved success in Europe, including Austria and Sweden where it topped the charts. It has been covered multiple times by artists such as Dead or Alive, A-Teens and Basshunter.
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