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Daniel Helm is an American professional football tight end who is a free agent. He played college football for the Duke Blue Devils. He has been a member of the Los Angeles Chargers, San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chiefs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Las Vegas Raiders, Atlanta Falcons, Memphis Showboats, and Detroit Lions.
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